April 29, 2007
"You’ll always be my hero, even if I never see you again..."
What he said....
April 24, 2007
April 18, 2007
Hittin' the Walls and Workin' the Middle
Ladies, Gentlemen, Trannies, may I present Alexyss Tylor....
Update: The YouTuber who posted this video took the file down. Thankfully someone on the Internets backed it up.
April 14, 2007
Could someone explain to me in what "special bearded way" I "bray"?
bray (br?) v.intr.
1. To utter the loud, harsh cry of a donkey.
2. To sound loudly and harshly
[Middle English braien, from Old French braire, from Vulgar Latin bragere, of Celtic origin.]
p.s. It was a vodka soda. Do you know how many carbs tonic water has?
April 12, 2007
How I Feel Right About Now
Tomorrow is my last day at work. I have 50+ projects to finish, and then I have to clean out my office and computer of personal items. But that's not why I feel like I've been taking the PCP. It's because of the email that was sent out saying there's a going away party tomorrow at 4:00 for me and two other soon-to-be-ex-co-workers.
I detest these things.
April 11, 2007
Three Songs That Will Always Make Me Happier No Matter What
1. Ageless Beauty - Stars
2. Legal Man - Belle & Sebastian
3. Chicago - Sufjan Stevens
April 09, 2007
Questions Only Washingtonians Would Ask:
Do you think David Gregory has ever eaten at David Greggory?
April 02, 2007
Isn't It Ironic?
It's nice and all, but I miss the triangle part from the original.