Hair? Weave?, originally uploaded by chrisafer.

Last night, Glenn decided to invite a few people over to watch the election results. After a few weeks of mainlining Hardball, he must have wanted to share the joy of watching something good happen for the Democrats for a change.

Just before I headed home, though, I realized that watching Wolf Blitzer wouldn't be enough to entertain us for the entire evening. Shocking, I know. So I came up with some ideas for games to play.

First, there's "Pin the Weave on Condi." Some may think I'm obsessed with weaves lately. You're probably right. And, sure, Condi doesn't really have a weave, but if Tyra could make her over Top Model style, she would.

You may ask where one can find hair extensions at the last minute. Fortunately for us, the Columbia Heights BP Amoco sells them. For 99 cents. I believe this is the source of 95% of tumbleweaves in my neighborhood.

Another fun game? The Katherine Harris Coloring Contest. Download the home version.

Unfortunately, we were unable to get Dick Cheney Duck Hunt up and running in time for the party.